name that author...

[funeralcrasher]

oh god,
why
am I so much more sensitive than everybody else ?
why
do I feel things so much more acutely than them,
and understand so much more.
I bet I'm the first person who's ever felt as rotten as this.
could it be
that I'm going to grow up
to be a great poet and thinker, and all those other wankers in my class are going to have to work in factories or go on the dole?
yes, I think it could.

Comments

[erinnicole93.livejournal.com]

It's not a hippie, it's a garden gnome.

[pkbarbiedoll.livejournal.com]

I've just seen the most amazing thing in the garden! Neil biffed himself in the face with a frying pan!

[erinnicole93.livejournal.com]

First we sow the seed, then nature grows the seed, then we eat the seed.

[pkbarbiedoll.livejournal.com]

Darling Fascist Bully Boy, Give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman.

[erinnicole93.livejournal.com]

Hands up, who likes me?

[pkbarbiedoll.livejournal.com]

cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes.

[erinnicole93.livejournal.com]

Every morning I take a good poo before I get out of bed.

[pkbarbiedoll.livejournal.com]

Now you knew that anyway, and we don't care, so where's the surprise?

[erinnicole93.livejournal.com]

i am sex. Women want me and they're prepared to pay.

[pkbarbiedoll.livejournal.com]

How would you like to have sex for money....no no no, you pay me.

[erinnicole93.livejournal.com]

we did everything... at one stage she even took her bra off!

[pkbarbiedoll.livejournal.com]

it's me now :)
I must sleep.
I miss this show.

[erinnicole93.livejournal.com]

Me too. On all counts. You're lucky, i'm at work until 6am, so I could go all night. Wait... that didn't sound right.