Ew.

[funeralcrasher]

Is it really necessary for older men to bathe in Old Spice before coming to work?

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[msicenhour.livejournal.com]

I do believe there is a law in some southern states that says once a white male passes the age of 50 is required to apply no less than 8oz per day of a men's perfume with a cost of less than 3 US dollars per bottle. Also, if I'm not mistaken there is an a-joining Claus that says that he must spend no less than 4 of his 8 working hours at the working station of all female co-workers under the age of 30.