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Is it really necessary for older men to bathe in Old Spice before coming to work?

Date: 2007-08-07 02:35 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] msicenhour.livejournal.com
I do believe there is a law in some southern states that says once a white male passes the age of 50 is required to apply no less than 8oz per day of a men's perfume with a cost of less than 3 US dollars per bottle. Also, if I'm not mistaken there is an a-joining Claus that says that he must spend no less than 4 of his 8 working hours at the working station of all female co-workers under the age of 30.

Date: 2007-08-07 03:02 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] merlot-winters.livejournal.com
'cause, y'know, its such a turn on for the ladies.

btw, i'm allergic to all of my favorite fragrances. Lancombe's 'Oui' comes immediately to mind.

Date: 2007-08-07 03:04 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] darkvervain.livejournal.com
Yuck! That's pretty nasty!

Date: 2007-08-07 07:10 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] lipscantgo.livejournal.com
It's just as necessary for teenage boys to spray themselves with Axe until their finger turns purple.

Date: 2007-08-08 01:33 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] auntyjen.livejournal.com
a little old spice smells nice to us old ladies
so old guys figure more can't hurt
:-)

Date: 2007-08-08 01:46 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pkbarbiedoll.livejournal.com
woo! it makes my nose and throat burn!

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